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Cleobury Mortimer Links

Cleobury Mortimer Gateway to Shropshire UK - Site is maintained by local Chamber of Trade to promote the town. Lists accommodation, places to visit, businesses and things to do.
Cleobury Mortimer Golf Club - Twenty seven holes laid out in 3 loops, set in 200 acres of contryside. Members, visitors and societies are equally welcome. Site contains green fees, course news, and weather information.
Muller Cleobury Mortimer Band - Provides musical entertainment for all occasions and venues. Features the bands history, engagements, contact details, and a section on instrument care.
Crown At Hopton - 16th century inn. Contains tariff, speciall offers, photos, and contact details.
Bell Inn Brass Band - Describes the band with rehearsal times, news, history, events and information about membership.
Hammond Country Hotel - Contains accommodation details, photographs, tariff, and booking information.
The Old Cider House - Bed and breakfast, includes details and prices.
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