Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Recreation and Sports Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
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when you r Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Recreation and Sports
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Recreation and Sports My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
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-- Mortimer J. Adler "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Recreation and Sports
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Recreation and Sports
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Recreation and Sports When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Recreation and Sports
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Recreation and Sports "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Recreation and Sports
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Recreation and Sports Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Recreation and Sports
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Recreation and Sports "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Recreation and Sports
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Recreation and Sports
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Recreation and Sports "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Recreation and Sports
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Recreation and Sports Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Recreation and Sports
