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He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Health
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Health "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Health
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Health For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Health
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Health The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Health
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Health A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Health
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Health Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Health
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Health "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Health
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Health I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Health
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Health "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Health
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Health A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Health
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Health If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Health
