Wem Tennis Club - Tennis coaching, competition and play for all ages and abilities in a friendly club atmosphere. Includes details of fees, competitions and committee.
Shropshire Soaring Group - Contains details about the club's activities, members and contacts, also photographs and links to other regional gliding clubs.
Wem Motors Ltd - Auto dealership providing new and used sales and service for Rover, TATA and Microcar. Contains model information, news, and company profile.
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Wem The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Wem
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Wem "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Wem
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
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first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Wem
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Wem A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Wem
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Wem There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Wem
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Wem I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Wem
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Wem A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Wem
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Wem "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Wem
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Wem Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Wem
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Wem For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Wem
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Wem Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Wem
