"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Disability Resources
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Disability Resources "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Disability Resources
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Disability Resources "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Disability Resources
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generations Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
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-- Salvador Dali Disability Resources Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
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-- George Benard Shaw If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Disability Resources Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Disability Resources
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
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-- Robert Francis Kennedy I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Disability Resources You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Disability Resources
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
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love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Disability Resources
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Disability Resources It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
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Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Disability Resources "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Disability Resources
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Disability Resources Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Disability Resources
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disability Resources The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Disability Resources
