Banwell Bowls Club - News, fixtures, results and leagure information. Includes a history of bowls.
Banwell Garden Centre - Supplies a large range of garden accessories. Photographs of examples.
Banwell Local Action Team - Full details of activities, officers and project updates for this team tackling local crime and disorder problems.
Banwell Online Community Website - Community site offering business, organisation and personal directories, events calendar and discussion forum.
Boulters of Banwell Ltd - Country store specialising in garden machinery together with clothing and accessories for equestrian and outdoor pursuits. Includes online store with nationwide delivery.
Foundalive - Personal homepage of Graham and Wendy Found, includes contact information.
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Banwell Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Banwell
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Banwell Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Banwell
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Banwell Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Banwell
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Banwell The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Banwell
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Banwell "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Banwell
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Banwell The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Banwell
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Banwell Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Banwell
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Banwell It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Banwell
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Banwell One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Banwell
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Banwell Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Banwell
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Banwell My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Banwell
