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Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
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-- H. Jackson Brown You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Colleges and Universities "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
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-- Michel de Montaigne The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Colleges and Universities
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Colleges and Universities The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Colin Wilson Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Colleges and Universities A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
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-- Elbert Hubbard The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
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-- Mary Alice Messenger Colleges and Universities
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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-- Mark Russell Colleges and Universities Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
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-- Oscar W Colleges and Universities
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Colleges and Universities In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Colleges and Universities You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Colleges and Universities
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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-- Thomas Edison "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Colleges and Universities "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
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No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
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-- Philo Vance Colleges and Universities "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Colleges and Universities
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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-- Henry David Thoreau Colleges and Universities Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Colleges and Universities
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Colleges and Universities "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Colleges and Universities
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Colleges and Universities Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Colleges and Universities
