Aspen Enterprises Ltd - Management and IT consultancy specialising in semi-conductors and internet technologies. Includes details of services and staff profiles.
Brent Gates - Supplier of handmade wooden gates and bespoke joinery items. Based in East Brent.
Smith & Co - Company profile, details of work carried out, photo gallery of projects and testimonials of this firm of building contractor and shop fitters.
Sanders Garden World - Details of location, opening hours, products and tips on gardening topics.
Woodlands Country House Hotel - Provides details of the hotel and restaurant facilities at this former Victoria farmhouse. Includes information about conference and wedding services.
Brent Knoll Village - Parish council site including news and events, walks, clubs and organisations, amenities and businesses.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Brent Knoll Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Brent Knoll
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Brent Knoll "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Brent Knoll
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Brent Knoll Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Brent Knoll
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Brent Knoll When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Brent Knoll
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Brent Knoll If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Brent Knoll
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Brent Knoll Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Brent Knoll
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Brent Knoll "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Brent Knoll
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Brent Knoll "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Brent Knoll
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Brent Knoll It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Brent Knoll
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Brent Knoll If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Brent Knoll
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Brent Knoll "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Brent Knoll
