Bridgwater College - Delivering high quality education and training to the Sedgemoor area and beyond.
Bridgwater College Students Union - News, information, health and safety issues, deaf and blind student information, discounts and contact details.
East Bridgwater Community School - Description of the School and its activities for the 11-16 co-education daytime students, adult education centre, youth centre and sports centre.
Grapevine News - Christian Youth organisation contact information and details of projects and assistance for school groups.
Bridgwater Grammar Schools - This is the site of the Towns old Grammar Schools - Dr Morgans and the Bridgwater Grammar School for Girls. It contains information, memories and old photos from the years when the two schools were an important part of Town life.
The Blake School - Prospectus, curriculum information, exam results and Ofsted report for this comprehensive school for 11-16 year olds.
Haygrove School - Mixed 11-16 comprehensive school with specialist status for Modern Foreign Languages. Includes prospectus, performance and curriculum information.
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-- Jackie Mason "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Education Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Education
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Education "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Education
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
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-- Frank Zappa Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Education Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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-- Soren Kierkegaard Education
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Education Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Education
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
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--Loesje Education "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Education
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
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illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Education
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
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to be, you know that there are...
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-- Francois Cavanna It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Education
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
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-- Molly Ivins We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
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both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Education
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
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-- Fran Lebowitz Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Education The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I married beneath me. All women do.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Education Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Education
