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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Computers and Internet It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Computers and Internet
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) My other wife is beautiful. "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Computers and Internet All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Computers and Internet A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Computers and Internet
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Computers and Internet "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Computers and Internet Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Computers and Internet
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Computers and Internet I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Computers and Internet
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Computers and Internet
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Computers and Internet Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Computers and Internet "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Computers and Internet
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Computers and Internet When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Computers and Internet
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Computers and Internet
