Clevedon Rugby Football Club - Match reports, fixtures, results and photo gallery. Includes archive of the club's history.
Clevedon Sailing Club - Programme of club and open events. Includes contact and membership information.
Scorpions RFC Girls Rugby Club - Fixtures, results and player profiles for junior female rugby club. Includes archive of previous seasons.
Tickenham Golf Club - Course and range information, membership, calendar and tuition details for 9 hole golf club and floodlit driving range.
Clevedon Bowling Club - News, history, fixtures, honour roll and pictures of the club.
The Stragglers Skittles Team - Club profile, results and averages for these players of traditional 9 pin skittles.
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
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knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Recreation and Sports
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
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-- Maurice Maeterlink "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
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-- The Beatles, song title All television is children's television.
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-- William Hazlitt Recreation and Sports The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
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"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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-- William Faulkner Recreation and Sports
Man and wife make one fool. Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
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-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
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-- H. L. Mencken .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
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In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
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-- Indira Gandhi "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Recreation and Sports
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Recreation and Sports
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Recreation and Sports
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Recreation and Sports
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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- Carl Gustav Jung Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Recreation and Sports
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Recreation and Sports Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Recreation and Sports
