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"Think off-center." (George Carlin) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Education "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Education
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Education Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Education
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Education "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Education
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Education He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Education
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Education ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Education
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Education The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Education
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Education Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Education
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Education Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Education
"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Education You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Education
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Education War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Education
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Education Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Education
