The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Primary Schools "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Primary Schools
I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Primary Schools Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Primary Schools
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Primary Schools A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Primary Schools
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Primary Schools If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Primary Schools
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Primary Schools Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Primary Schools
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Primary Schools Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Primary Schools Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Primary Schools
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Primary Schools I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Primary Schools
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Primary Schools Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Primary Schools
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Primary Schools Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Primary Schools
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand May you never leave your marriage alive. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Primary Schools "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Primary Schools
