Ilminster Links
Return to Main
 Link to our Web Page
 Up One Level
:: Europe :::: United Kingdom :::: England :::: Somerset :::: Ilminster ::

Ilminster Links

Ilminster - Community website providing information about its history, events, businesses, services, clubs and associations.
Ashill - Village guide with details of school, church, businesses, clubs, history and events.
Rosanna Chittenden - Portfolio of work by figurative artist whose works include oil paintings, drawings, portraits and sculpture all inspired by the human form.
Ilton Talking - Community newsletter for the village of Ilton. Includes details of organisations, pictures and guestbook.
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Ilminster God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna Ilminster The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo Ilminster Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Ilminster We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Ilminster When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Ilminster If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Ilminster I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Ilminster It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry. -- John Webster Ilminster Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ilminster Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Ilminster Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr Ilminster "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Ilminster "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John Ilminster A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Ilminster Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Ilminster "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Ilminster Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Ilminster He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon. He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Ilminster blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl Ilminster The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Ilminster Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Ilminster
Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |