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Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Computers and Internet The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Computers and Internet
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Computers and Internet The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Computers and Internet
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Computers and Internet The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Computers and Internet
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Computers and Internet There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Computers and Internet
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Computers and Internet Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Computers and Internet
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Computers and Internet You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Computers and Internet
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Computers and Internet "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Computers and Internet
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Computers and Internet Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Computers and Internet
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Computers and Internet Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Computers and Internet
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Computers and Internet When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Computers and Internet
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Computers and Internet If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Computers and Internet
