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Keynsham On-Line - History, business directory, gallery and forum provided by RCS Computer Solutions.
Keynsham Town Council - Information about the council including councillors, local news, town plan and facilities.
Long Reach House Hotel - A family run hotel providing accommodation and food. 19 en-suite rooms with Victorian conservatory restaurant and bar.
Keynsham Music Festival 2001 - Photo gallery of the 2001 Keynsham Music Festival.
Keynsham Lions - Club news, diary dates and activities, together with general information about the town.
Rotary Club of Keynsham Chew Valley - Information about the club and its activities.
Clover House - Saltford based charity providing aromatherapy, nutritional therapy, parental advice and guided imagery for children. Describes its aims and lists its sponsors.
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison Keynsham America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Keynsham "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln Keynsham A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Keynsham Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Keynsham Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Keynsham I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead Keynsham A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Keynsham It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev Keynsham A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. -- Colin Wilson Keynsham "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda Keynsham Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Keynsham Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Keynsham I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Keynsham Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disg Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain Keynsham Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer Keynsham How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan Keynsham "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Keynsham Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Keynsham Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James Keynsham Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake Keynsham Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous Keynsham
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