Keynsham Town Ladies Football Club - Training and playing opportunities for girls aged 7 - 14 years and for ladies aged over 14 years. Includes teams, history, events and fixtures.
Littlesea AFC - Club history, records, fixtures, results and statistics for this team which plays in the Bristol and Wessex Sunday League.
Keynsham Explorer Scouts - Activities, diary, photo gallery, Expo reports, guest book and forum.
Keynsham Trials - MTB trials activity in the town, with rider profiles and pictures.
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
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-- E. W. Howe Recreation and Sports When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Recreation and Sports
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sports Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Recreation and Sports
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Recreation and Sports There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Recreation and Sports I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Recreation and Sports
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Recreation and Sports "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Recreation and Sports The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Recreation and Sports
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Recreation and Sports Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Recreation and Sports
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Recreation and Sports Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Recreation and Sports
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Recreation and Sports My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Recreation and Sports
