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The Bakers Arms - Information about the public house, including details of its mobile bar service, together with a gallery of photos of customers and staff.
Castle Flagstones - Details of flagstones, tiles and pool surrounds available from this company.
Castle Reclamation - Specialist in architectural salvage, natural stone fireplaces and 16th and 17th Century reproduction furniture and replica flagstones. Photographs of stock.
Richard Sladden - Profile and gallery of local artist.
Martock Online - History, pictures, amenities, churches, local attractions, accommodation and parish council information.
Paulls - Local building and DIY retailer. Includes history of the firm and a guide to the products they supply.
Martock Web Design - Details of the services offered by this local web design firm. Includes portfolio of client sites and guide to fees.
Ash CEVC Primary School - Newsletters, activities and class pages.
Ocmis Irrigation (UK) Ltd - Design, supply and installation of irrigation systems for the golf, landscape and sports turf industries.
Martock Opticians - Details of services and guide to products stocked. Includes patient information.
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney Martock Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Martock The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton Martock I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Martock Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Martock The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert Martock "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Martock "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Martock "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be. -- Betty Shabazz Martock When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Martock If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Martock Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Martock Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje Martock Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Martock You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco Martock I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford Martock Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley Martock Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will Martock I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Martock I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Martock One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner Martock "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Martock
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