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The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Computers and Internet Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Computers and Internet
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Computers and Internet When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Computers and Internet
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Computers and Internet
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Computers and Internet I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Computers and Internet
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Computers and Internet "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Computers and Internet
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Computers and Internet "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Computers and Internet
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Computers and Internet "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Computers and Internet
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Computers and Internet blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Computers and Internet
This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Computers and Internet Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Computers and Internet
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Computers and Internet There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Computers and Internet
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Computers and Internet Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Computers and Internet
