The Irnham Lodge - Surgery and complementary health centre. Practice information, doctor and staff profiles, self-help guide and links to medical services.
Minehead and West Somerset Hospital - Describes the location and facilities of this community hospital run by Somerset Coast Primary Care Trust.
Minehead Fire Station - Local information on the station, firefighters, appliances, incidents, fire safety and prevention advice.
Harley House - Provides a guide to the services of a general medical practice serving 7,000 patients. Includes details of surgeries, services, doctors and staff.
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Health "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Health
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Health blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Health Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Health
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Health Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Health
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Health
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Health Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Health Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Health
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Health "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Health
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Health He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Health
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Health blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Health
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Health
