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Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Property There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker My other wife is beautiful. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Property
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Property There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Property
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Property It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Property
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Property "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Property
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Property The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Property
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Property Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Property
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Property War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Property
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Property I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Property
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Property The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Property
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Property Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Property
More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Property Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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