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Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Education If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Education
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Education What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Education
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Education Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Education
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Education I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Education
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Education He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Education
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Education "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Education
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Education Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Education
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Education When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
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-- Peter DeVries Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Education
To keep your marriage brimming
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Education How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Education
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Education Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Education
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Education blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
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-- Sting Education
