Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Football I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Football
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Football An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Football
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Football For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Football
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Football While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Football
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Football If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Football
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Football Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Football
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Football Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Football
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Football One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Football
A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Football To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Football
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Football "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Football
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Football It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Football
