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-- Emiliano Zapata Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
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-- Lucille Ball I am not young enough to know everything.
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-- Gerald Holton Golf
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Golf Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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-- Ernest Dimnet I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
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-- Rodney Dangerfield Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Golf
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- William James Golf I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
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-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Golf
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
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-- Emiliano Zapata Golf When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Golf
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Golf I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Golf
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Golf Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
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-- Anonymous I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Golf
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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-- Mike Binder A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Golf
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
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existence.
-- Sydney Smith Golf We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Golf
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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