blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Accommodation The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Accommodation
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Accommodation Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Accommodation
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Accommodation We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Accommodation
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Accommodation The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer My other wife is beautiful. Accommodation
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Accommodation Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Accommodation
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Accommodation A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Accommodation
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Accommodation Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Accommodation
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Accommodation "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Accommodation
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Accommodation If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Accommodation
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Accommodation Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Accommodation
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Accommodation
