Bowdens Crest Caravan and Camping Park - At Langport, Somerset. 15-acre site with facilities for touring caravans, tents and motorhomes. Also 30 holiday homes are well equipped.
Quantock Orchard Caravan Park. - A small family run touring caravan and camping park situated in the quiet rural heart of West Somerset.
Joe's holiday home - For family holidays in Somerset and ideal for children, rent this seafront, luxury, fully equipped, eight-berth caravan at Havens Doniford Bay.
Butlins Caravan - Offers static caravan for hire at Butlins Entertainment resort in Minehead. With pictures of the interior, tariff and details of availability.
Holiday Home To Let - Description, pictures, floorplan and booking details for static caravan at Butlins entertainment resort.
Beeches Holiday Park - Located on the coast of Somerset. Open all year round and with facilities for children. Offers a peaceful and attractive view over Blue Anchor Bay.
Burrowhayes Farm - At Porlock, near Minehead provides a caravan and camping site and riding stables.
Holiday Park - Diamond Farm Caravan & Touring Park.
Halse Farm Camp Site and Caravan Park - A small peaceful park for touring caravans and tents on a working beef and sheep farm in the heart of Exmoor National Park.
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