Lorna Doone Caravan Park - Self catering 5 star holiday park. Prices, local attractions and online booking.
Knowhere Guide to Watchet - Informal information about the village, supplied by locals. Includes links to noticeboard facility.
The Square - 2-bedroom holiday cottage a short walk to amenities and the new marina. Sleeps 4, furnished with mix antiques and new, kitchen and bathroom.
Tropiquaria - Wildlife and adventure park offering a puppet theatre and radio museum.
Watchet Carnival - Provides a history of the event with timetable and posters for this year's festivities.
The Bell Inn - Profile and location details of 16th Century public house located close to the harbour and steam railway.
West Bay Caravan Park - Tariff, directions and booking form for static caravan holiday accommodation.
Watchet Dolphins - Small learn-to-swim club for children aged 4 upwards; includes fees, times and places. The club offers tuition up to the ASA Complete Swimmer Award.
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