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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Wedmore "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wedmore
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Wedmore To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Wedmore
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Wedmore "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Wedmore
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Wedmore The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Wedmore
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Wedmore There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Wedmore
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Wedmore A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Wedmore
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Wedmore It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Wedmore
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Wedmore Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Wedmore
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Wedmore Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Wedmore
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Wedmore "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Wedmore
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Wedmore I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Wedmore
