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-- Alfred Hitchcock "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Computers and Internet I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Computers and Internet
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Computers and Internet Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Computers and Internet
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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-- John Weitz, American Designer I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Computers and Internet I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
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-- Shirley Temple Black "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Computers and Internet Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Computers and Internet
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Computers and Internet War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
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-- Jonathan S. Haas Computers and Internet Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
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-- Judith Viorst I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
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-- Judith Viorst It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Computers and Internet
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 My other wife is beautiful. Computers and Internet In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Computers and Internet Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Computers and Internet
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Computers and Internet You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Computers and Internet
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Computers and Internet If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
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