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We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Transport Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Transport A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Transport We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Transport
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transport Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Transport
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Transport "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Transport Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Transport
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Transport What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Transport
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Transport Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Transport
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Transport I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Transport
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Transport A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Transport
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Transport "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Transport
