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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Accommodation
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Accommodation If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Accommodation
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Accommodation We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Accommodation
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Accommodation Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Accommodation
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Accommodation Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Accommodation
The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Accommodation I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Accommodation Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Accommodation
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Accommodation "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Accommodation
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Accommodation UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Accommodation
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Accommodation "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Accommodation
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Accommodation "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Accommodation
