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Chestnut House - Details and pictures of the accommodation and facilities offered including bed, breakfast and evening meal.
Middlemoor Water Park - Provides details of the activities on and around a purpose-built lake near Woolavington. Activities include water-skiing, wakeboarding, jet-skiing, pro karting. Provides prices and booking information.
St Mary's Church - Provides details of the church and parish activities, services and contacts. Includes diary of events and a history of the church.
Causeway 4x4 Centre - Displays sales list, information about parts and accessories together with location and contact details.
Redwood Joinery Ltd - General information on types of work carried out with examples including photographs.
Poldens Hills Information Resource - Information on all aspects of life in the villages which lie on the Hills. Includes a business directory, school listings, tourist and general information.
Somerset Systems - IT consultancy offering accounting systems, hardware sales, web design and training.
Kingsmoor Primary School - News, pictures, aims, presentations, Ofsted report and contacts for this school at Bawdrip.
Bawdrip Village - Parish council and church information, and details of local projects including construction of the school shelter and tree planting.
Wedding Invites Ltd - Displays the various ranges of wedding stationery that are available to order. Includes online ordering and pre-ordering guidance.
Woolavington Online - Village news, community information, business directory and links.
Cossington Park - Large, six bedroom, country house available for self-catering rental. Includes pictures and guide to the house, client comments and prices.
Catcott Primary School - Newsletters, events, virtual tour and art displays.
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Woolavington "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Woolavington We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Woolavington There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Woolavington "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Woolavington Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Woolavington Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue; Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect. --Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Woolavington "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Woolavington They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Woolavington "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal Woolavington How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle Woolavington Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Woolavington Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Woolavington This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Woolavington All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Woolavington Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Woolavington A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Woolavington Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land Woolavington Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Woolavington "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Woolavington "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper Woolavington Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Woolavington
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