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Yeovil District Radio FM - YDR FM are applying to bring full time local radio the town and surrounding area, local news and information and contact details.
Yeovil Pages Business Directory - Directory of local businesses and organisations with telephone numbers, links and e-mail addresses.
Yeovil Town Website - Official civic site providing an interactive guide to the Town: its shops, amenities and facilities. A 3D model of the town requires Viscape Universal software, which can be downloaded free.
The Knowhere Guide to Yeovil - Local information about shops, pubs, music venues, skateboard spots, plus the best and worst, contributed by local people.
Justin Orwin - Gallery of portrait, lifestyle, wedding and promotional pictures and contact details of photographer based at Stoke-sub-Hamdon.
Yeovil - An unofficial potted tour, with photographs and details of attractions, by Donald Gray of Odcombe.
Yeovil Amateur Operatic Society - Amateur musical society. Contains information on shows, news, notices, and events.
Yeovil Amateur Pantomime Society - Produces traditional Pantomime productions and holds social events. Information on past and future productions, tickets, membership, auditions, and facts about Panto.
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." My other wife is beautiful. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Yeovil A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Yeovil I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Yeovil "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Yeovil A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost Journalism is merely history's first draft. -- Geoffrey C. Ward "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Yeovil Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Yeovil I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Yeovil "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Yeovil That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Yeovil I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Yeovil Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Yeovil Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Yeovil Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Yeovil Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Yeovil The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Yeovil A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Yeovil Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Yeovil He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Yeovil One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. -- Thomas Dekker The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Yeovil You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Yeovil Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Yeovil "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Yeovil
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