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Bucklers Mead Community School - Details of the school in Yeovil and its activities.
Pottery Summer School - Douglas and Jennie Phillips of Ridge Pottery, Queen Camel, near Yeovil offer courses in July and August. Course details, profile and technical information.
Yeovil College - Offer further and higher education, sixth form, and life long learning. Includes description of courses and facilities, what's on, discussion forums, who's who, and vacancies.
Huish County Primary School - School prospectus, contact details, vacancies, diary of events, photo gallery and OFSTED report.
Centre for Global and Development Education (GLADE) - Educational charity promoting justice and equality in a multicultural society. Provides background information, summary of recent projects, details of learning resources and contacts.
Hazlegrove School - Preparatory school. Calendar, term newsletters, curriculum information and contacts.
Chilthorne Domer Church School - Class work and photographs, calendar and records from the school's archive.
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Education I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes Education When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge Education Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Education Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Education "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but th The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Education What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Education Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Education In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Education It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken Education "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Education There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Education Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Education Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Education Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Education Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Education True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance. -- Henry David Thoreau "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Education To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Education Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Education "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Education "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Education
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