Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Barnsley "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Barnsley
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Barnsley I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Barnsley
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Barnsley All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Barnsley
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Barnsley We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Barnsley
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Barnsley If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Barnsley
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Barnsley Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Barnsley
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Barnsley One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Barnsley
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Barnsley Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Barnsley
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Barnsley Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Barnsley
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Barnsley "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Barnsley
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Barnsley A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Barnsley
