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Earth Centre - Museum that aims to make sustainable development tangible, by providing an accessible opportunity to see sustainable development principles in action. One of the millennium projects. Includes information about the museum, opening times, how to get there, prices and information about sustainable development. Requires Javascript and Flash.
Northcliffe School - Comprehensive secondary school. Includes webcam and contact details.
Conisbrough Castle - Medieval castle. History, visitor information, location map, contact details and photos.
Yorkshire Canopies - Supply a wide range of door canopies, carports, patio canopies and door surrounds.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Conisbrough Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch Conisbrough Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words Conisbrough Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th Conisbrough That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Conisbrough When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates Conisbrough "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) What's new? Most of my wife. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently. -- St. Augustine "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Conisbrough Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since Conisbrough Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Conisbrough If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Conisbrough In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Conisbrough The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Conisbrough I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Conisbrough Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University Conisbrough Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Conisbrough In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg Conisbrough An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba Conisbrough "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Conisbrough "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker Conisbrough For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Conisbrough I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Conisbrough A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous Conisbrough
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