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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Doncaster If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Doncaster
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Doncaster "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Doncaster
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Doncaster "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Doncaster
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Doncaster What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Doncaster
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Doncaster If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Doncaster
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Doncaster I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Doncaster
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Doncaster Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Doncaster
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Doncaster "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Doncaster
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Doncaster "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Doncaster
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Doncaster Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Doncaster
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Doncaster Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Doncaster
