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"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Government Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers Government Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Government Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson Government The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Government What's new? Most of my wife. There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Government I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law Government Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Government blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Government "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Government "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Government "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Government "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy Government I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Government Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Government Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings Government "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Government Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Government If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Government I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley Government The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Government I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Government
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