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The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Hoyland When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Hoyland
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Hoyland In the blithe days of honeymoon,
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Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Hoyland
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Hoyland When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Hoyland
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Hoyland There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Hoyland
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
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-- Giraudoux Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
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--John Simon Hoyland Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- George Carlin The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
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- Henry David Thoreau Hoyland
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Hoyland Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Hoyland Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Hoyland
"The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher Hoyland Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Hoyland
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
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-- Jerry Seinfeld It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Hoyland Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Hoyland A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
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-- Ben Hecht If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
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