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Every child is born a genius.
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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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- George Bernard Shaw When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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