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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Rotherham Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Rotherham
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Rotherham Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Rotherham
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Rotherham Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Rotherham
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Rotherham No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Rotherham
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Rotherham Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Rotherham
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Rotherham If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Rotherham
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Rotherham He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Rotherham
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Rotherham Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Rotherham
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Rotherham I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Rotherham
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Rotherham He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Rotherham
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Rotherham Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Rotherham
