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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
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-- Oscar Wilde Swinton Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
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-- Latin Proverb Swinton
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
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What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
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-- Charles Pierce Swinton
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Swinton
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