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Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Transport Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Transport
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Transport Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Transport The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Transport "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Transport
"It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Transport
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Transport Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Transport
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Transport Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Transport
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Transport There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Transport
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Transport A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Transport
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Transport "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Transport
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Transport He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Transport
