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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Accommodation Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Accommodation
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Accommodation
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Accommodation "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Accommodation
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Accommodation In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Accommodation
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Accommodation Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Accommodation
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Accommodation Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Accommodation
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Accommodation I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Accommodation
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Accommodation "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Accommodation
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Accommodation If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Accommodation
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Accommodation Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Accommodation
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Accommodation Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Accommodation
