All Saints C.E. (C) Primary School - Includes newsletter, prospectus, calendar, students work and contact information. Located in Rangemore, Burton-on-Trent.
Belvedere Junior School - Includes tour of school, news, projects, gallery and contact information.
Castle Park Infants School - Includes school information, class pages, newsletter, diary and contact information.
Short Street Infant School - Offers information on after school clubs, news, tour, gallery, and parent and pupil pages.
Abbot Beyne School - All-ability school for students aged between eleven and eighteen years.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Education What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Education
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Education I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Education
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Education Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Education
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Education Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Education
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Education A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Education "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Education
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Education The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Education
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Education The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Education
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Education I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Education
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Education Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Education
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Education Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Education
