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mean his maker, but himself.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Health
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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-- Anonymous Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
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-- Groucho Marx "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Health
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-- S. T. Coleridge I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Rebecca West, I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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-- Dale Carnegie "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Health
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
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A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
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-- Lisa Moriyama Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Health
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
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-- Rita Mae Brown Health Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Health
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Health Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Health
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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-- Alphonse Karr All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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-- George Bus Health
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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-- Fred Astaire cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Health
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
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-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Health To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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