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Cannock Chase District Council - Contains the history of the town, tourism, amenities, and councillors. Also includes job vacancies.
Amateur Motorcycle Association Ltd - Dedicated to off road motorcycle enthusiasts. Contains how to get started, list of clubs, and details of enduro, beach racing, trials, and motocross.
Cannock Shopping Centre - Find out more about Cannock - including the town's history, the shops and trading opportunities available within the shopping centre.
Chase Harriers - A source of information and amusement for runners whatever their motivation or ambitions, in the Cannock area.
Chasetrek - Annual Youth Challenge open to teams of three. Event is over two days and about 26 miles, with prizes and trophies.
Silver Trees Caravan Park - Static and touring caravan park with pitches for private owners and short break holidays.
Sit On That - Promoting music by unsigned bands and artists in Cannock and surrounding areas. Featured bands, pub and club guides, gig dates, mp3s and news updates.
Cannock Community - Offers chat, discussion and classified ads. Also includes local business directory, and events information.
Broadband For Heath Hayes - A campaign site for enabling ADSL Broadband in Heath Hayes. Forums, news and information.
Cannock Chase Orpheus Male Choir - The choir is experienced in all forms of concert work and in devising programmes to suit particular occasions and venues. Cannock, Staffordshire.
Chase Swimming Club - Includes lists of team and individual competitions with some guidance on entering, results, match reports, training times and places, and club newsletter. This competitive club also teaches beginners.
Cannock Photographic Society - History, activities, including special interest groups, and location, with galleries of pictures by members.
South Staffs MG Owners Club - Features joining details, members cars, picture gallery, and events calendar.
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(Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw Cannock Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney Cannock If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." 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(Karl Marx) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea Cannock You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Cannock "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cannock The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Cannock "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer I'm not indecisive. 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Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Cannock But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... -- Anonymous "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Cannock Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Cannock Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Cannock
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