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Cobra BioManufacturing - GMP contract manufacturing organisation focusing on the supply of DNA-based therapeutics for pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies.
Keele In Business - Information on business research from Keele University including case studies, facilities and regional initiatives.
Synetrix Ltd - Specialists in building broadband networking solutions for businesses, governments and education institutes. Includes news, products and intranet facilities.
Keele Athletics Club - Based at Keele University. Offers club training details and contact information.
Keele University Jiu Jitsu Club - Includes training times, events, location and contact details.
Keele University Film Society - Showing films in the Westminster Theatre. Includes a film list, ticket and membership information.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Keele "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Keele Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. -- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Keele History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Keele Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Keele "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Keele To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Keele Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Keele Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken Keele And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Keele "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Keele The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller Keele "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Ehrlich In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Keele "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Keele Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Keele "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be cr Keele A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since Keele "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw Keele "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Keele "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Keele The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Keele Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, Keele
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