Staffordshire Ladsandads Club - North Staffordshire sporting organisation. Includes branch details and local mini soccer sides information.
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Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Recreation and Sports I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
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-- Mark Twain Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Recreation and Sports Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Recreation and Sports
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
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"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
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-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Recreation and Sports
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Recreation and Sports "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Recreation and Sports
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner Recreation and Sports Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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-- Oscar Wilde Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports
Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Recreation and Sports They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Recreation and Sports
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Recreation and Sports Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Recreation and Sports
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Recreation and Sports "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Recreation and Sports There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Recreation and Sports
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Recreation and Sports The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sports
