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"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Newcastle-under-Lyme Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Newcastle-under-Lyme
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Newcastle-under-Lyme Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Newcastle-under-Lyme
Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Newcastle-under-Lyme Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Newcastle-under-Lyme
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Newcastle-under-Lyme "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Newcastle-under-Lyme
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Newcastle-under-Lyme There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Newcastle-under-Lyme
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Newcastle-under-Lyme He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Newcastle-under-Lyme
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Newcastle-under-Lyme The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Newcastle-under-Lyme
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Newcastle-under-Lyme "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Newcastle-under-Lyme
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Newcastle-under-Lyme Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Newcastle-under-Lyme
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Newcastle-under-Lyme I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Newcastle-under-Lyme
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Newcastle-under-Lyme Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Newcastle-under-Lyme
